Fairytale Testimony

" I was locked in my room,"
She claims

Beautiful Peasant
wants special treatment
claims she didn't get
a fair chance
to try on
the glass slipper

there will be a royal hearing
later on today

Footman told us
in an exclusive interview
that he
had already stopped at her address
and was told she had stepped out.
he "did his job
is it his fault the girl
nor her foot was not present at the time?"

"That's my slipper,"

"No.
It's property of the
royal court, young lady,"
the Queen corrected.

In other News...

Custody Hearing is
also in effect

a little man
who refuses to be identified
is expected to be in court later today
because a
maiden promised her first-born son in exchange
for his services

we are told
his business is gold
why he wants a baby
we're not quite sure.

Other legal matters...

The three little pigs
are pressing charges against
the Big Bad Wolf
for
trespassing,
obstruction of private property
and
attempted murder.

" He can't huff and puff his way in court. Justice will be served,"
said of of the three pigs.

Miss Muffet is said to be opening a new line of restaurants, not recommended for the lactose-intolerant or those afraid of spiders.

more news to come... stay posted